RING THEIR BELLS
	(aka "The Munchkin's Theme" )
	(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

	Slashing through the Orcs
	With a good two-handed blade
	Over corpses we go
	And through the gore we wade
	Mace on helmet rings
	Making bodies fly
	What fun to sing our Slaying Song
	And watch these suckers DIE!

		(chorus)
	Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
	Don't let 'em get away!
	We're brave and bold for fame and gold
	We'll make a lot today!
	Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
	Don't let 'em get away!
	We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
	And blow these dudes away!

	Crashing through the door
	Into the Dragon's nose
	Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
	And out his fire goes!
	Elven bowstrings sing
	Making Balrogs fall
	And our theif finds a secret door
	Into the treasure hall!

		(chorus)

	Then appears the Lich
	With his demon guard
	Our wizard yawns and wishes
	We'd run into something hard.
	He begins to cast
	His 19th level spell
	The damn lich throws a Gate at us
	And drops us all in Hell!

		(chorus)

	We appear in Hell
	In front of Satan's throne
	Our Cleric waves us out the door
	And takes him on alone!
	Satan's legions don't
	Want to let us go
	Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
	And NUKES 'em 'till they GLOW!

	Oh, ring their bells with Prayers and Spells
	Don't let 'em get away!
	We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
	To think we'll live the day!
	Oh, ring their bells with swords and SHELLS
	Don't let 'em get away!
	We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
	And drag our loot away!


			SemiCopyright 1991, R.E.S. (Yeah, gimme the credit!)


                                 Sea Wasp
                                   /^\
                                   ;;;